keep your eyes peeled
when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’
We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line
“yeah.. you’re real cute!! you’re like man’s best friend” *dog looks down in disappointment* he’s been friendzoned by man yet again…
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