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Hello! My name is Kobi, I'm a cisgender white queer jewish girl who loves far too many things to list here. My preferred pronouns are She/Her/Hers. I am a student at Emory University, and I love writing fiction. Skaia Academy

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My roommate kept complaining about how she didn’t want to go to bed even though she has an 8:30 am class tomorrow so I played Samuel L Jackson narrating “go the fuck to sleep” and now she’s in bed and I feel awesome

Tagged: go the fuck to sleepmy college life

spookygasm:

i like the term ‘gender alignments’ because it presents new identities such as: lawful gender, gender evil, and the ever mysterious gender gender.

Tagged: hilariouspunsPUNS!

Source: spookygasm

Tagged: hilarious

Source: tedio-fome-e-preguica

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

Tagged: whoops

Source: africandogontheprairie

wilwheaton:

kuribohkun:

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

This is beautiful.

Forever reblog because this is fucking wonderful.

No, but guys, Bohemian Rhapsody right?

Tagged: harry potterhilariousheadcanonheadcanon accepted

Source: sherlockocity

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

triptophobias:

backwardsorbust:

ellavictorious:

That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.

That is the sickest shit ever

i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.

Tagged: hilariousgorgeousnature

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

Tagged: why

Source: persnicketyqueerprincess

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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Tagged: hilarious

Source: sexybritishllama

We should see color. We should see religion. We should see homosexuality. We should see gender identity. We should see all the things that make people and the world different and not pretend that we are colorblind or that one story is enough to represent a whole group of people.

But we should also remember that most people have the same kinds of feelings and wants. Everyone wants to be the hero sometimes.

Source: diversityinya

justanasshole:

thegentlemangamer:

justdilla:

note-a-bear:

all-aboard-the-childish-tycoon:

Summer Glau rehearsing for Serenity

I really love that she fights like a dancer.

The pirouette prep in the second gif tho

I could watch this all day.

She was the best part of the flick

Tagged: serenityfirefly

Source: brians-bloopy-reggae-jams