i like how dirk is canonically completely unphased by jake’s silly diction like jake could be all “Hey buckaroo sure as hell is hot i could go for a quick round of amorous debauchery with you! What says you compadre?” and dirk would be like “Yeah, sure, I’m game.”
hey so i read this book on loneliness today and one section said that people with few friends take comfort in obsessing over celebrities and/or sports figures online and on TV to make up for their lack of social life.
i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”