rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
victoniac: victoniac: casteilnovak: watchtheskytonight: flaaffytaaffy: my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers. yessss Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.
eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this thank
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
kaworuniggiesa: pkmntrainer-wally: kaworuniggiesa: are boys real no
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youarenotdesi: fat-amy-for-president: fat-amy-for-president: I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it This was an experiment. See how people started getting mad at me for “buying” a Bring Me The Horizon shirt, when I said I really...
unsuspecting-vans: fasterfood: people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
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shnks: cedricdigory: conorgaynard: theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
kylesbogusjourney: activatewindows: kylesbogusjourney: WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently. Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is...
stardustsherlock: reblogallthenerdythings: thisismydivision: faberry-squeen: thisismydivision: There Is a virus going around on tumblr, please do not click it know this, if you see a link that looks like this ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐ spread this make it go everywhere I am just giving you guys a heads up, question why is “i don’t know where i am” in bold i feel confused CLICK IT CLICK...
rneerkat: allmonds: rneerkat: i hate when people say “tanks” instead of “thanks” like youre only expressing gratitude to me with 5/6 effort thats rude Hahahaha i get it bc 6 letters in thanks but 5 in tanks i feel you im betting u passed algebra with those math skills
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
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mazarinedrake: misterjmasters: mazarinedrake: misterjmasters: mazarinedrake: wolfywox: lastofthetimeladies: Okay can we just talk for a second about how Mrs. Weasley made Harry a Weasley sweater after having only met him once, just because Ron…
bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
connnorkenway: fluffy—heretic: shmegel: yes but how old is the sport
shutupaubrey: i love cold pizza are you trying to tell me you’ve never woken up in the morning and seen left over pizza in the fridge and scarfed it down in .02 secs don’t lie
vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people
dampsandwich: vagisodium: dampsandwich: im not 21 please dont say the A word around me. anchovies great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy